I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
