the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
