She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
When are your genitals available?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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