We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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