You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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