they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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