If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize
