Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
grandma shit on top of the toilet
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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