I hate all girls vehemently.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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