You're so nebulous sometimes
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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