Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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