kristin has been a bad kristin
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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