69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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