Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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