planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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