I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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