brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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