lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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