haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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