Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
