i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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