What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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