wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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