Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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