love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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