Apparently you make a good broom.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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