Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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