hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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