Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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