I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
