Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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