True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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