she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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