It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
is it fun? or sober?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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