Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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