You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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