this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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