a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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