so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the day after is always just damage control
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Randomize
