I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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