why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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