I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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