Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Shame is for Republicans.
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