if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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