We're facebook friends in real life
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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