I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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