I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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