what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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