a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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