You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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