The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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